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Serial: Love Letters From L (Part 6)

The need for some creative writing results in some amusingly cheesy letters, composed with tongue in cheek. What started out as a simple trilogy spiraled into some epic, melodramatic, rambling bullshit. Enjoy.

My All,

Fate is a fickle thing. Though it had the understanding of unconquerable love to release me from my prison, it also had the audacity and power to prevent my speedy return. It has determined that the means of crossing the great seas that divide us beyond my purse at the present. I am forced to mete out a meagre living by selling unlawful goods for some dark master of the ugly underworld in downtown Shanghai. Until I have saved enough to charter a vessel home, I pray for your confidence; I will be home soon.

Always,
L

Posted by Lani D 06:43 Archived in Postcards | China Comments (0)

The Stone Forest

Kunming wasn't all bitching about tour mates...

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We visited the incredible Stone Forest. Just amazing tree tall rocks sticking out jaggedly from the ground. The forest goes on for miles. There are areas that have been turned into a beautiful garden, but it is obviously not even close to what the plant life is supposed to be like naturally.

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My Longest Entry Is A Massive Bitch Session

The need to vent about my tour mates takes over my memories of Kunming

In the final week of the tour, there are occasional moments of tension among members of the tour group. It is nothing disruptive, but it seems everyone is susceptible to irritability more than ever. Many have already voiced exasperation in lengthened periods of travelling and its associated discomforts, while others cannot help making remarks about China's relative eccentricities, as if, after two weeks in the country, they are still completely baffled by her way of life. Perhaps my previous exposure to Asian conditions and food protects me from such shocks, but I would think that after two weeks, saturated in Chinese culture, one would come to accept and expect such things.

Several members have unendingly keen spirits for experience and adventure, approaching each challenge and strange sight with wonder and humor, but it is the others who consistently gripe about each small detail not meeting expectation that irritates me no end.

"The food is too greasy", "Why do they serve soup last?", "Look at that! Three people on one scooter!", "I don't want to go to the markets again", "The air con is giving me a sore throat", "Oh, don't eat the salad because it's washed with their tap water", "The beds are too hard", "Here we are on the bus again...", "The fish has bones in it", "The beef has bones and gristle in it"... it just doesn't end.

I happily put up with comments like this for the first two weeks; after all, China is a completely new experience for many of these people, but many are also well-travelled, more so than I, yet they find it necessary to appraise every small thing that is put to them still.

Honestly, my patience is wearing thin, and I have less and less tolerance for remarks like these. Even more, I have come to know certain personalities better and have decided on certain features I simply cannot bear. Fortunately, I am graced with the Piscean quality of internalizing my emotions, though there are increasingly more occasions where I must politely blurt my exasperations.

One incident was when a tired tour mate, annoyed with the local guide telling us about her home town, loudly discussed how much to pay her to shut up. I found this intolerable behavior; rude, inappropriate and completely tactless. In the end, he convinced another tourist to quietly talk to the guide when I know that he has the sensibility to curb his irritation and speak to her tactfully himself.

Frequent behavior by a lively tour member has me wanting to smack him upside the head each time. He is keen and adventurous, but simply incorrigible, wasting the time of the tour group and desperate street hawkers by asking questions about items for sale and haggling when he has absolutely no interest in the purchase. Additionally, although he has a marvelous sense of humor, I feel that his jokes to the locals are belittling and patronizing. I think he is acutely aware of the differences in Australian and Chinese humor, as well as their difficulty in understanding complex English, so while they are completely baffled and confused, he and some of the others in the group have a good laugh at the poor local's expense.

Apart from the seemingly inexhaustible stream of recurring remarks, I am suddenly intolerant of some members' sheer stupidity and vapidness. I constantly meet an onslaught of questions at the meal table; some I do not mind answering as I accept their relative inexperience with Asian cuisine, but at the end of two weeks, I would think that having had scores of Asian meals, they might have an inkling of what sits before them!

More than that, there are regular conversations arguing whether that dish is chicken, duck, beef or pork. Honestly, even the most obvious dishes are questioned. How can one possibly think that chicken breast strips are calamari? How can one think that a meat dish as dark as beef stew could be pork? How could one not recognize bean sprouts, fish, potato, eggplant or scrambled eggs?? I kid you not. I actually had to say, "It couldn't be anything else but chicken," and "That's because it is scrambled egg!" twice each during one dinner!

Other things that exasperate me are when people talk during the guide's explanation and information, or even the mandatory airline safety demonstration, when people straggle, not understanding the guide's need to keep the group together, and when people sulk and whinge instead of just going with the flow.

Some one get me away from these people so that I can just enjoy China!

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Serial: Love Letters From L (Part 5)

The need for some creative writing results in some amusingly cheesy letters, composed with tongue in cheek. What started out as a simple trilogy spiraled into some epic, melodramatic, rambling bullshit. Enjoy.

My Love,

Fate has favored us and provided me a means of escape from the death camp. I will not delve into the hows presently, but will wait until we are once again together. I have chartered a vessel to take me as far as the East coast on the River Yangtze. It's treacherous rapids are thrilling only in that I know they are taking me home, and the oppressive summer heat is but a small discomfort when I think of our inevitable reunion.

Always,
L

Posted by Lani D 06:40 Archived in Postcards | China Comments (0)

Serial: Love Letters From L (Part 4)

The need for some creative writing results in some amusingly cheesy letters, composed with tongue in cheek. What started out as a simple trilogy spiraled into some epic, melodramatic, rambling bullshit. Enjoy.

Darling,

It is not a certainty that this letter will reach the safety of your hands, as I have had to trust unknown entities to deliver it. I have been detained by extremist forces during a trek through the Sichuan wilderness. While suffering indignities I dare not share, know that visions of you are a balm on my wounds and tortured mind. Each scar is a mark of the suffering I am only happy to endure to make my return to you all the more sweet.

Always,
L

Posted by Lani D 14:37 Archived in Postcards | China Comments (0)

On Guilin

A long blurb on my short stay in the beautiful little town

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Guilin is a small town, with a population of only 4 million in the greater area and some 600,000 in the inner city. Strangely then, that one would experience traffic rivalling that of the bigger cities. I am told that it is due to the start of the Golden Week, occupying the first week of October, when local tourists from the outskirts and cities visit this beautiful place.

Guilin can be circumnavigated by small boat, as it is surrounded by four lakes joined by waterways. It is a pleasant trip by day, as the city boasts its tree-lined banks and miniature replicas of famous world bridges. But it is a small wonder by night, particularly during Golden Week, as the parks and pagodas are lit up magnificently and dramatic arts performers sing, dance and act for tourists all around the lakes.

Guilin sits by the Li River, whose unique limestone mountainside scenery is just as stunning as the more famous Yangtze River. Like the Yangtze, mere photos cannot capture the wonderment of China's natural landscapes and cultural diversity.

The only regret I have of my stay in Guilin is that it lasted a mere 2 nights and the time spent there must have excluded a much wanted leisurely bicycle ride around the town and the fascinating marketplace in the neighboring town.

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Posted by Lani D 01.10.2007 11:56 Archived in Tourist Sites | China Comments (0)

From Guilin, With Love

A postcard from Guilin


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I have been captured by a band of guerrillas inhabiting the mountains East of Guilin. By day, the have us working in the limestone mines and by night, we are manufacturing bullets for their cause. It's okay though, because the view from the cave is incredible, the local people are lovely and the food is fantastic. In a few months, I hope to be promoted to Lieutenant and they will let me see more of the Li River and maybe do a spot of fishing.

PS- I hope I don't need to say this is a joke, but just in case I get into trouble for this...

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Inside the Reed Flute Caves

Posted by Lani D 01.10.2007 08:13 Archived in Postcards | China Comments (0)

Chongqing, The Pandas And Flying Tigers

China's largest city and its pandas are totally overrated

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I woke up and the cruise vessel had stopped at Chongqing, China's largest city. I can't remember if it is by population or by area, but it is a huge city!! We went to the lookout and from all directions, it was city as far as the eye could see. We went through the zoo which was really very ho-hum and the pandas were boring. I was more interested in the gorgeous masses of elegant bamboo groves than any of the animals. I'm glad we're only here for a day trip because it is hotter than hell.

The highlight of the tour was the little Flying Tigers museum. The museum itself was like 2 small rooms, but the story of the international team of WW2 fighter pilots is an amazing war fairytale, a small group of heroes defending China's last remaining trade routes from the Japanese.

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One corner of Chongqing on the Yangtze River

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River Trackers

A rare and disappearing trade

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The River Trackers are a group of local men whose job it is to physically pull boats up the stream of shallow rapids, using ropes. With the building of dams and shiplocks, the tributaries are flooding or going dry and the trade is slowly disappearing.

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In the tour, we boarded sampans manned by five trackers who would paddle us up and downstream between the gorges. They led us to a shallow rapid and demonstrated at their trade by pulling us weighty tourists upstream with sheer manpower. After that, we sailed down the rapid and they paddled us back to the ferry, singing to us in their native tongue as we slowly made our way through the gorges again.

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Posted by Lani D 07:36 Archived in Cruises | China Comments (0)

Serial: Love Letters From L (Part 3)

The need for some creative writing results in some amusingly cheesy letters, composed with tongue in cheek. What started out as a simple trilogy spiraled into some epic, melodramatic, rambling bullshit. Enjoy.

My All,

I am nearing the end of my journey. China has been incredible; I have seen her cities and provinces, her mountains, gullies and rivers, yet I would have gladly traded all of this for the day of my return. I am more excited now, at the end, than ever, for each passing moment only draws me closer to home, and to you.

Always,
L

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